I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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