Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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