It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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