Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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