Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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