Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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