I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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