what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
