i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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