i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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