PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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