Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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