I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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