We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
