You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
