my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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