We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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