quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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