My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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