You're so nebulous sometimes
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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