I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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