I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
its not stalking. its research.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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