Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just cut my nipple shaving
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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