He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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