Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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