you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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