Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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