...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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