if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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