Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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