Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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