We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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