I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
In America we eat man semen.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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