Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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