pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Vodka?
Forever.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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