I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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