I smell stomach acid.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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