Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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