Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
only if we run a train.
done.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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