I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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