yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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