Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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