you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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