Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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