Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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