An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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