If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
