Pants 0. Shit 1.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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