I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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