no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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